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nicevagina:

nuclearworld:

Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.

Man has a lot of sex: God.

Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.

Man is virgin by choice: Loser.

society u ok

i’m glad she included the flip side

^^^^^

(Source: psychoalchemy)

Posted 13 hours ago
Try to love yourself as much as you want someone else to.
my english teacher  (via suchvodka)

(Source: snorlaxatives)

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clxrity:

modddy:

transparent pokeball
idk who wouldn’t want that on their blog

this is amazing

clxrity:

modddy:

transparent pokeball

idk who wouldn’t want that on their blog

this is amazing

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jimllpaintit:

Dear Jim,

Please could you paint me Susan Boyle dressed as Ripley from Aliens wearing the big yellow robotic machine desperately trying to open a packet of Hobnobs.

Thanks,

Lyndon

Posted 5 days ago

ruinedchildhood:

This Ice Cream Truck Too Turnt Right Now

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plasmatics:

Monitor Pass | California by Abekislevitz

plasmatics:

Monitor Pass | California by Abekislevitz

Posted 1 week ago

radivs:

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE UNIVERSITY OF CONNECTICUT MEN’S AND WOMEN’S BASKETBALL TEAMS FOR TAKING THE CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE!!!! - - AGAIN!!!!

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